Our success is our measure.

Since a few days our bugbashing servers were failing. Being a full-fledged professional company we decided to approach this problem from different directions, namely:

• We only removed pesky testers who intentionally subverted our bashing. Bad users! How dare you use our application in this way! It does not matter if the application allows you to crash the server, you should not do it.
• We tracked down and removed automated tests - only 100% organic, real free-range users can bugbash our application!
• We added a few things here and there to closely monitor our brave bashists if they do it properly, without overloading the system. Of course this logging slowed application a bit, but in a few months we'll remove the loggers and our app will receive a speed boost.
• Finally, after we discovered the number of users our app can support we manned those positions with appropriate personel of pure hearts and no vile intent, and ordered them to bash.

Having followed the instructions above we managed to accomplish the bugbashing successfully, which we promptly announced. Soon after the success acquired many parents and emails with congratulations from the above came, as the success has many parents. After all, this is the success of all of us, and it reflects the quality and dedication of our work.